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Wednesday, March 17, 2004

The Samurai School of Appliantology Now Accepting New Students

Tired of wading through pages of technical gobbledy-gook trying to figure out what's wrong with your appliance? Ahh, grasshopper, unfurrow that brow and unbunch those panties because The Samurai School of Appliantology is now accepting new students. The Samurai personally guides his grasshoppers through the diagnosis and repair of all their major home appliances. As an enrolled student, you, too, would have unlimited access to the Samurai via phone, online chat, and email on any major appliance problems that you may encounter in your home. Annual tuition for enrollment in The Samurai School of Appliantology is $49. Enrolled students also get these two important benefits:

  1. Access to the Samurai's ever-expanding private vault of genuine manufacturer's repair manuals in PDF format.
  2. Only enrolled students may add me to their Yahoo Messenger friends list so you'll always know when I'm online and help is just a click away.
For full enrollment in The Samurai School of Appliantology with an annual tuition of $49, click this button:

If you'd rather not enroll in the School, the Samurai is pleased to consult with you on an issue-by-issue basis. For $29, the Samurai will help you solve a single appliance problem. I can talk you through most repairs on the phone but we'll use any combination of phone, fax, email, and online chat--whatever it takes to help you understand the problem and how to fix it. That's one flat rate no matter how long it takes to complete the repair. I guarantee we can diagnose and solve your problem or I'll refund your money.

To purchase a single-repair live appliance consultation with a guaranteed diagnosis and solution for $29, click this button:

For more information about Live Help at The Samurai School of Appliantology, come hither.

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