Redneck Identification

How to Tell if Your Appliance Tech is a Redneck

Your Appliance Tech is probably a Redneck if...

1. His home has more miles on it than your car.

2. His mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.

3. He honestly thinks that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

4. He thinks the Mountain Men in the movie "Deliverance" were just "misunderstood".

5. He thinks a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

6. He has a rag for a gas cap on his service van.

7. His Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

8. He has lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

9. He gets Christmas cards from Redman.

10. He was fired from a construction job because of his appearance.