Forum Update
Well, it was bound to happen eventually: my obsession with beer has offended militant alcoholics. The Assistant Deputy Vice-Adjunct Executive Director for Alcoholics Anonymous has threatened to shut down my website and forum as well as post my home address and phone number on AA’s website unless I remove all references to […]

July 2002 Appliance Shipments and Forecasts
Greenlee Textron Has Recalled Electrical Testing Meters
Efficiency Rules Backed For 2 Home Appliances
Shopping for Kitchen Appliances
Getting the Best of Your Power Bill
Tips and Tricks When Renovating Your Home
Remington Hairdryer Recall
Wal-Mart Recalls Red Devil Gas Grills
Whirlpool Recalls Combination Washer and Gas Dryer Units

Heading to a friend’s surprise birthday party tonight. Should be back and available for live help after about 2200 hrs (New Hampster time). In the meantime, this page should prove to be most inspirational for you.

Ever had food poisoning? You know, sitting on the toilet at 2 am, clenching a gallon-sized bucket in your trembling hands with the sluices wide open at both ends. Yeah, I hate when that happens. How ’bout we learn how to store flesh meats so we don’t have to deal with that […]

Editorial Note
Something we’re most proud of here at Fixitnow.com is how many different groups of people we’ve managed to offend in our tireless pursuit of cheap laughs. We’d like to take a moment to acknowledge these groups and thank them for being who they are:

Animal Rights Activists
Anyone Who Uses Appliances
Appliance Repair Technicians
Beer Drinkers
Cheesedorks
Elderly People
Feminists
Haiku […]

Hillstomping Update
Awesome hike up Mt. Moriah yesterday! We feasted on wild blueberries, soaked up the rays and the 360° views on the summit of Mt. Moriah, and threw sticks in the icy water of the Rattle River for the dogs to chase until they started shivering uncontrollably from hypothermia. Check out Tim’s pics […]