Please put another holiday between Christmas and
Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for
was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You
can look it up.
Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to
come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
If we come back as something, please don’t let me be
Jennifer Horton – because I hate her.
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about you that people are not
supposed to say, but I hope you will
not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).
I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will
How did you know you were God?
Is it true my dad won’t get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in
I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody
in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our
family and I can never do it.
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto
You, because if you did then I’m going to fix my
I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of
them. You really made up some good ones.
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little
boy. How far back do you go?
Who draws the lines around the countries?
It’s o.k. that you made different religions, but don’t
you get mixed up sometimes?
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it
In bible times did they really talk that fancy?
What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you
How come you did all those miracles in the old days
and don’t do any now?
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
I keep waiting for spring but it never did come yet.
You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both
My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know
him through business?
In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it
when you are on Vacation?
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday
School, they said you did it.
So I bet he stoled your Idea.
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I
just want you to know but I am not just saying that
because you are God.
It is great the way you always get the Stars in the
I am doing the best I can.
I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday.
That was Cool.