Kid’s Letters to God

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on January 21, 2003

in Karaoke Lounge

Dear God,

Please put another holiday between Christmas and
Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Ginny

Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for
was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You
can look it up.

Joyce

Dear Mr. God,

I wish you would not make it so easy for people to
come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

Janet

Dear God,

If we come back as something, please don’t let me be
Jennifer Horton – because I hate her.

Denise

Dear God,

It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about you that people are not
supposed to say, but I hope you will
not hurt him anyway.

Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God,

I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will
tell me.

Love, Alison

Dear God,

How did you know you were God?

Charlene

Dear God,

Is it true my dad won’t get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in
the house?

Anita

Dear God,

I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody
in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our
family and I can never do it.

Nan

Dear God:

Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto
You, because if you did then I’m going to fix my
brother.

Darla

Dear God,

I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of
them. You really made up some good ones.

Glenn

Dear God,

My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little
boy. How far back do you go?

Love, Dennis

Dear God,

Who draws the lines around the countries?

Nan

Dear God,

It’s o.k. that you made different religions, but don’t
you get mixed up sometimes?

Arnold

Dear God,

Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it
an accident?

Norma

Dear God,

In bible times did they really talk that fancy?

Jennifer

Dear God,

What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you
had everything.

Jane

Dear God,

How come you did all those miracles in the old days
and don’t do any now?

Seymour

Dear God,

Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this
year.

Peter

Dear God,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Larry

Dear God,

I keep waiting for spring but it never did come yet.
Don’t forget.

Mark

Dear God,

You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both
ways.

Dean

Dear God,

My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t
sound right.

Marsha

Dear God,

If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my
new shoes.

Mickey D.

Dear God,

Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know
him through business?

Donny

Dear God,

In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it
when you are on Vacation?

Jane

Dear God,

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday
School, they said you did it.
So I bet he stoled your Idea.

Sincerely, Donna

Dear God,

I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I
just want you to know but I am not just saying that
because you are God.

Charles

Dear God,

It is great the way you always get the Stars in the
right places.

Jeff

Dear God,

I am doing the best I can.

Frank

Dear God,

I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday.
That was Cool.

David


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