From the monthly archives:

February 2005

Mailbag: Kenmore Front-load Washer Stinks

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 27, 2005

in Washer Repair

kenmore front-loading wrote:

I have a Kenmore front-loading washer I purchased in 2001. About two months ago
we started noticing brown and black stains on the clothes. Upon further
inspection, the boot around the door was disgusting so I replaced it. Two loads later,
same issue, staining on the clothes that will not come out! I talked to another
technician [...]

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Social Security Reform: A Free-Market Alternative

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 27, 2005

in Gubmint

Social Security is in trouble. A reform is needed.
But not the one suggested by the President. What is
needed is a reform that reduces the role of
government, not enlarges it. Here is an alternative,
pro-free-market reform of Social Security that I
suggest.
The end of Social Security would be the end of something that should never have been started [...]

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Quote of the day: Social(ist) (in)Security

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 27, 2005

in Gubmint

“Social Security is what happens when Ponzi meets Marx.”

– Rollye James

By the way, if you’re not listening to the Rollye James Show week nights from 10pm to 1am (Eastern Time), you’re missing out on lots of pithy, intelligent talk. Rollye puts on a fun show and she’s on XM channel 165 as well as [...]

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Whirlpool Announces Dishwasher Recall

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 27, 2005

in Appliance Recalls, Dishwasher Repair

Ok, now it’s Whirlpool’s turn for a recall…

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission announces the following recall in voluntary cooperation with the firm below.
Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed.
Name of product: Whirlpool(r) and Kenmore(r) brand dishwashers

Units: About 162,000

Manufacturer: Whirlpool Corporation, of Benton Harbor, Mich.

Hazard: An electrical defect within [...]

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Appliance Repair Revelation, Dishwasher Leaves Dishes Dirty

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 26, 2005

in Dishwasher Repair

So, your dishwasher is leaving gookus and slime all over your dishes? Or maybe it seems like it’s just not cleaning as good as it used to. Before you run off and buy a new dishwasher and go through the hassle and expense of having it installed (or installing it yourself), take a [...]

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Dying with Ecstasy

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 26, 2005

in Gubmint

The theraputic effect of the drug ecstasy (MDMA) is in the news again. I posted previously about how ecstasy is being used to help Iraq War veterans deal with post-traumatic stress disorder. The Bush Administration had no objections. Now, Harvard is researching the use of ecstasy to ease the anxiety of terminal [...]

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Remote Viewing that Thing in the Closet

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 26, 2005

in Karaoke Lounge

Eric Wojcik wrote:
Just bought a house; have no idea what I’m doing; does that white thing in the closet heat water? What if it’s temperamental? How do I take control, oh Samurai Master?
_______________________________
Message sent from IP: 65.8.122.118

Since you didn’t include a photo of the item in question, I used a proprietary technology developed here at [...]

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Dell Hell

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 25, 2005

in Compooting

Has the once-venerable Dell slid into the slime pit or is this just another case of sour-grapes consumers using the lawsuit lottery to get rich quick?

Two Dell customers in California have sued the computer company in a
class action suit. The plaintiffs allege that Dell didn’t deliver the
systems promised, and the suit also names CIT [...]

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How to Know that a Range ERC is Bad

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 22, 2005

in Oven Repair, Range Repair

F1 on a Magic Chef Range
Emily wrote:

Regarding the F1 Error Code on the Magic Chef Gas Range. I got this error
code, did my online research and found that it was either the touch membrane or the
ERC (I think in my case they cannot be disconnected from each other). I did
the test and based [...]

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Gonzo Goes Bye-Bye

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 21, 2005

in Karaoke Lounge

Regardless of whether or not you agreed with Hunter S. Thompson’s unique political opinions and diatribes, that old boy wrote some funny shi’ite! Later on, Gonzo, see you on the other side.

Hunter S. Thompson, the acerbic counterculture writer who popularized a new form of fictional journalism in books like “Fear and Loathing in Las [...]

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Appliance Repair Revelation, Opening the Maytag Neptune Washer

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 21, 2005

in Washer Repair

If you have the supreme misfortune of owning a Maytag Neptune washer, sooner or later you’re going to need to open the front to gain access to a couple of the more common fail items such as the door latch assembly, the tub boot, or the pump. Fortunately, this beast comes apart pretty easily… [...]

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GE Announces Recall of Built-In Dishwashers

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 19, 2005

in Appliance Recalls, Dishwasher Repair

From our good friends at GE, bringing broken things to life:

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission announces the following recall in voluntary cooperation with the firm below.
Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed.

Name of product: General Electric Built-in Dishwashers
Units: About 74,300
Manufacturer: GE Consumer & Industrial of [...]

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Montana to The Beast: “Up Yours!”

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 18, 2005

in Gubmint

Lawmakers in the Montana House of Representatives collectively
thumbed their noses at the federal government Monday by approving two
bills exempting guns from federal regulations and driver’s licenses
from national standardization requirements. The bills by Reps. Diane
Rice, R-Harrison, and Roger Koopman, R-Bozeman, do different things
but are driven by the same concern: the erosion of personal liberties
by the federal [...]

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Love Hurts

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 18, 2005

in Karaoke Lounge

Mary Kay Letourneau plans to marry her former sixth-grade pupil with
whom she had two children, months after her release from prison for
raping him, according to an online bridal registry. Letourneau, 43,
and Vili Fualaau, 22, set a wedding date of April 16, according to
their registry at a department store. Letourneau served 7 1/2 years
on a 1997 [...]

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Stranger in the Night

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 18, 2005

in Gubmint

“An East Feliciana Parish woman fired a bullet into the chest of a man
who had broken into her farmhouse, then fought off his beating until
the man died from the gunshot wound. Georgia Belle Sullivan says she
was sleeping before dawn yesterday when her dogs’ barking woke her up.
She retrieved her gun, then saw a shadow move [...]

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