So, as a result of a chronic deficiency of vitamin C in my diet, I broke down and joined the Facebook craze. After binging on bean juice all night, I created this Facebook page.
If you become a fan, here are some of the cool features you’ll find:
- Keep up with the Samurai’s every move!
- Get the latest posts at Fixitnow.com right there on Facebook.
- Show off your impeccable taste in websites to all your Facebook friends by becoming a fan of the Samurai on Facebook page– it’s hip, it’s happenin’, it’s the new black!
Special Offer: For a limited time only, I’ve waived the entrance fee to become a fan of our Facebook page– an $800 value! But you can become a fan today absolutely FREE! Folks, that is not a typo– I’m giving away the store. I’m nuts, I tell ya’, I’m freakin’ outta control. Sometimes, when I’m really feeling crazy, I’ll drive without buckling my seatbelt. No chit, Mon! I’m a mad man, I tell ya, a mad man!
Become a fan today and get a special blessing from the Samurai. All your other friends are doing it. And best of all, it’s FREE!
 Offer expires April 6, 2042. Time flies when you’re having fun with the Samurai so hurry and join today!