Category Archives: General Appliance Wisdom

Contaminated Drywall Driving People Outta Their Houses

Seems a bunch of houses were built using contaminated drywall during the 2004-2005 housing boom. Confucius say, “I’ll give you one guess where this drywall was made.” Yes, my fellow Ameedicans, China has sent us yet another poison product. This time, it’s drywall, sheetrock, gypsum board, whatever you want to call that wall material behind the paint or wallpaper in your house. I never woulda guessed that you could contaminate drywall but those clever ChiComs figgered out a way to do it.

This drywall was made with coal ash and other waste products as filler. After a while, the dry wall started emitting poisonous, sulfur-smelling gases causing respiratory infections, nose bleeds, and other serious health problems, driving many people from their homes. More discussion and links to news articles here.

Gluing Copper Water Pipes Together: A Photo Odyssey

(You can click the photos for a larger view. Or not. Whatever.)

The Battlefield
Lo! The battle doth beckon!


The Threaded Part of the Shutoff Valve
It’s kinda like porno. Not that I’d know anything about that. Por-who?


Water Supply Pipe with the Brazed-on Cap
I have to cut that cap off so I can make the connection with the hand shut off valve using the pipe glue. Uhhh… forgot whether or not I shut off the water before I cut that cap off. Well, I reckon we’ll find out.

Hi. Welcome to my world.


Valve Glued onto Water Pipe
Holy guacamole, Batman, it works! Connection made and water pressure turned back on. No torch, just this glue holding the water valve to the copper pipe. Sheer and uttah, uttah madness!


Both Valved Glued On
An art shot. Go "ooh! ahh!" or something.


All Connections Under the Sink Taped and Made
You’ll probably need to take apart and tape all the connections right under the sink. If’n you need to, you’ll know as soon as you restore water pressure.


Crank it Tight or It'll Leak!
Dayyam! I should be a water valve photographer…. or something!


It is Finished
The bathroom sink installation: plumbing. Fini.


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Appliance Repair Tweets for Week Ending 2009-05-02

  1. Ahh, the golden age of appliances. *sigh* http://twitgoo.com/1l77
  2. … and the double-deckin-bad Samurai rock show tour bus. Call now to reserve your tickets: 603-526-7129. http://twitgoo.com/1l61
  3. The supah-bad Samurai fixit van. Look for it around your neighborhood. http://twitgoo.com/1l5x
  4. Rough day at the Samurai office. TGIF! http://twitgoo.com/1j80
  5. The pic you’ve been waiting for… the trick to removing the spray arm from a GE Nautilus dishwasher. http://twitgoo.com/1j5i
  6. Troubles with TwitterMail. Cool idea, flawed execution. Flawed user? Pishaw!
  7. Frankenflu #NameThatFlu
  8. 20 y.o. GE dishwasher, still runs but throws a BLOCKED WASH ARM code about a minute into the cycle. Spray arm sensor: http://bit.ly/15fhii
  9. Service calls today. All refrigerators! ‘Tis the season.
  10. Appliantology: The Oracle of Appliance Repair, April 2009. Come git you some! http://fixitnow.com/?p=2462
  11. Fedders EnergyStar Window Air Conditioner – http://tinyurl.com/ch3svg (via @mhfeder). New window shakers for a new cooling season.
  12. These Are Not Your Grandmother’s Eco-Appliances | My Bad Pad http://bitly.com/SURyn (via @mhfeder). The bleeding edge of small appliances.
  13. Home that uses appliance & body heat to heat/cool your home! http://bitly.com/xHNsT (via @mhfeder). This is pretty cool (or hot)!
  14. Does Your Appliance Servicer Have the Skills Needed to Repair Your Appliances? http://fixitnow.com/?p=1091
  15. @TerriH70 We loved the MN state fair when we lived in Excelsior, 16 yrs ago. Cheese curds! Your blog is coming along nicely, keep it up!
  16. Freebie of the Day: Service manual for Maytag, Jenn-Air, Magic Chef side-by-side refrigerators http://www.mediafire.com/?y…
  17. Duet washer:
    Problem- control is locked.
    Solution- all the way to the right of panel, push & hold “end of cycle” for 3 seconds.
  18. Magic Chef gas range:
    Two burners spark, two do not.
    Replace spark module.
    http://applianceguru.com/fo…
  19. Using glue on copper water pipe connections on a bathroom sink. First time using copper glue. Weird!: http://bit.ly/15Odot
  20. Older refrigerators with mechanical defrost timers– two types of timers were used: accumulated and continuous. Which? http://bit.ly/tG9j5
  21. Read Dr. Mercola’s take on the frankenflu scam, er, I mean, scare: http://bit.ly/uKLaV
  22. Tales from the Buttcrack, Episode No. 1,897: Defective Customers http://fixitnow.com/?p=1186
  23. Broken Dryer? Fuggetaboutit and get high (& dry)! http://fixitnow.com/?p=2358
  24. Facebook: the FEMA camp of the Internet. (via @Zenzoidman). Dude, you harshed my buzz!
  25. http://twitpic.com/46g9c – Kitty Wuvs Flowers!
  26. Let’s hear it for fixing things yourself! http://tinyurl.com/dxp53d (via @mrssamurai)
  27. Great tips for repairing the augur assembly in a GE refrigerator icemaker dispenser: http://applianceguru.com/fo…
  28. Loose electrical connections on a dryer power terminal can melt the power
    cord right off. This… Read more at http://tinyurl.com/d7t8cm
  29. Audit the FED! Call your congress critter to support HR 1207. Sign the petition here: http://bit.ly/3y6xep
  30. And now, back by popular demand, the omniscient (and she knows it) Appliance Age Oracle! http://www.fixitnow.com/sho…
  31. You have a broken appliance. How do you decide whether to repair it or replace it? Some thoughts here: http://bit.ly/8btIP
  32. @jdsok An omission I shall remedy… sometime. Meanwhile, assume trash compactor has a similar half life as a dryer.
  33. @jdsok
    If you’re going to fix it yourself, yea verily. If not, depends on age,
    half-life. Got an article on that, search my site to find.
  34. Fix it yourself and save big $$$! The Samurai School of Appliantology is now accepting new Apprentices: http://apprentice.appliance…
  35. Freebie of the Day: Service manual for the LG DLE7177 electric dryer: http://bit.ly/Tupf9
  36. Asko dryer starts, runs briefly, then stops– the fuse holders have been a problem in these dryers: http://bit.ly/IH5qs

Appliantology Newsletter, April 2009

Appliantology Newsletter, April 2009:  The Oracle of Appliance enlightenmentJust when it looked like my rehab was going so well, I had a relapse and produced the most important newsletter in history! Thank you for not asking which history this newsletter is important to but, if you must know, it’s the history of Applianchia, a remote, mountainous region in Lower Slabovia famous for producing the appliance repair nephilim of yore. Those nephilim can be greedy, too, so hurry and get your FREE copy of the latest newsletter before they snarf it all up!

And if, in the future, you’d like your very own personal copy of Appliantology sent to your email in a discreet brown wrapper so the appliance nephilim don’t git it first, kommen zie hither, bitte.

The Tool Box: Tool Talk for Tool Heads

Started a new forum at the Samurai Appliance Repair Forums for TOOLS. It’s called The Tool Box. This is such an obvious forum to include; I don’t know why I didn’t think of it earlier! Must be all that cold mountain air freezing my brain.

Anyway, this forum is all about tool talk for tool heads and cool tools for fixit fools. Found a cool tool you want to share? Or made a tool for a specific repair? Well, come tell us about it. Also, specialty tools for appliance repair and tool recommendations from Master Appliantologists. Come rumble in The Tool Box.

Hot Appliance Repair Tips on Twitter

twitter-logo-125x57.jpgI’ve started using Twitter to post quick appliance repair tips. These are things that don’t quite merit a full-blown blog post here at the site but are still Fun Facts to Know and Tell (FFTKAT). Seems like the ideal use for microblogging. It’s stuff like pointing out a particularly illuminating post at the Samurai Appliance Repair Forum, links to appliance service manuals, appliance recall alerts, and maybe a little personal stuff, too. Take a look at my Twitter page and you’ll see what I mean.

Twitter posts are called “tweets.” (I know, it took me a while to get used to the metrosexual lingo of the web, too. It’s a brave new world!) You can keep up with my tweets as I post ’em by following my Twitter page. And it’s free.

Precaución: ¡Está Caliente!

Samurai on Facebook

facebook-125x46.jpgSo, as a result of a chronic deficiency of vitamin C in my diet, I broke down and joined the Facebook craze. After binging on bean juice all night, I created this Facebook page.

If you become a fan, here are some of the cool features you’ll find:

  • Keep up with the Samurai’s every move!
  • Get the latest posts at Fixitnow.com right there on Facebook.
  • Show off your impeccable taste in websites to all your Facebook friends by becoming a fan of the Samurai on Facebook page– it’s hip, it’s happenin’, it’s the new black!

Special Offer: For a limited time only[1], I’ve waived the entrance fee to become a fan of our Facebook page– an $800 value! But you can become a fan today absolutely FREE! Folks, that is not a typo– I’m giving away the store. I’m nuts, I tell ya’, I’m freakin’ outta control. Sometimes, when I’m really feeling crazy, I’ll drive without buckling my seatbelt. No chit, Mon! I’m a mad man, I tell ya, a mad man!

Become a fan today and get a special blessing from the Samurai. All your other friends are doing it. And best of all, it’s FREE!

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Appliantology Newsletter, March 2009

appliantology-03-2009-thmb.pngIt’s baaaack! Just when you thought it was safe to go out on the web, another screaming issue of our newsletter is prowling around the Internet again. This issue is so jam-packed with appliantological news that I had to put it in a trash compactor just to make it all fit. So give the kids a break from gubmint mind-damage school, drag Grandpa outta the fart sack, bring the hound dawg in from the back 80, throw some fresh scratch down for the chickens, and put another log on the fire– y’all gather ’round the fireplace now for some quality family time with the latest issue of Appliantology: The Oracle of Appliance Enlightenment®. Click here to get your free copy. Hurry and get it today before it’s all used up!

And if, in the future, you’d like your very own personal copy of Appliantology sent to your email in a discreet brown wrapper, kommen zie hither, bitte.

Appliantologist Merit Exam

appliantologist merit exam.  click to take it.So, Grasshoppah, you think you’re smarter than the average grasshoppah? You think you got what it takes to be a Merit Apprentice Appliantologist? Or maybe even a Buckaroo Banzai Appliantologist? Well then, come strut yo’ stuff in the MasterĀ Appliantologist Merit Exam and we shall indeed see if’n you got what it takes to become one of the most fearsome and elite appliance repair shock troops the world has ever seen!

Mailbag: whrirl pool washer with a a clicking nosie on the main switch

Tommy wrote:

I have a LSQ9544KT0 whrirl pool washer. I washed a load today wemt down 30 mins later the wsher was full of water. it would not drain out, I messed with the nob when I put on wash the wash gator would turn when it came time for the water to start drainin out I could here like a clicking nosie on the main switch. do you have any Ideals thank you for your time

One of my highest Ideals is to use a spell chekr on everthg I wright. And I like to re-reed it to re-reed it to make sure I catch composition problems when I re-read it. Especially if I’m emailing someone for free advice.