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An Open Letter to Liberals

Friday, November 19th, 2004

To all you suicidal liberals still simpering after the repudiation you endured in the last election: you have a friend in J.D. Tuccile. He feels your pain and offers you an open and heartfelt invitation to join forces in taking America back.

Now, as for this new-found secessionist sentiment of yours and [...]

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Global Flu Pandemic

Friday, November 19th, 2004

Get ready, it’s coming…

Between a quarter and a third of the world’s population will fall ill, according to new World Health Organization estimates, and 1 per cent of the sick will die.
Do the math and the numbers defy credulity; between 16 million and 21 million people would die in a matter of mere months. [...]

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Americans and Amerikans

Wednesday, November 17th, 2004

With samurai precision, Anthony Gregory separates the wheat from the chaff, the Americans from the Amerikans.

[T]hroughout its early history, America was great to the extent that the
government was limited, and kept out of people’s affairs. America was tarnished and
bloodied to the extent that government grew and gained power. The same is true
today, when we have [...]

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Why Republicans Suck

Friday, November 12th, 2004

Anthony Gregory explains why Republicans, who deceptively masquerade as libertarians, suck out loud:

The Republican Party is an institutionalized lie. The Bush administration is the embodiment of modern political deception. Unfortunately, some of the people that should know better and should see through the Republican lie don’t. I’m talking about fellow libertarians who still [...]

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Why Democrats Suck

Thursday, November 11th, 2004

Bob Smith, at No Force, No Fraud, explains why Leftists and Liberals of every stripe (collectively referred to as Democrats) suck:

The point I want to make to those who feel defeated by the election results is this: when you seek to gain by the use of force, don’t be shocked when others turn it around [...]

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Another Good Libertarian Talk Show

Tuesday, November 9th, 2004

Found another good Libertarian talk show. The one is Libertasia and comes to us from WGNU - Radio Free St. Louis, AM 920, www.wgnu.net.

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Heads: They win. Tails: We Lose

Tuesday, November 9th, 2004

L. Neil Smith, of The Libertarian Enterprise, wrote a scathing wrapup of the election and a thank you to our excellent Libertarian candidate, Michael Badnarik:
In hindsight, this election yielded exactly the results one would have expected from 120 million products of the public school system. Half of the voters wanted Daddy to protect them [...]

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Samurai Radio for 11/05/2004

Friday, November 5th, 2004

Topics: post-election wrap-up both nationally and in New Hampshire; who are the Libertarians; government programs never accomplish what they intend; educate yourself about Liberty. (13 minutes)
Your Hosts: Samurai Appliance Repair Man and Mrs. Samurai
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Samurai Radio for 11/02/2004

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

Topics: Live election day report in New London, NH; phoney election choices; rigged elections; is anyone really pro-Bush or pro-Kerry? 11 minutes.
Your hosts: Samurai Appliance Repair Man and Mrs. Samurai.
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War on Terrorism…Libertarian Style

Sunday, October 31st, 2004

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Samurai Radio for 10/28/2004

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

Topics: upcoming election, dumbasses stay home, democracy as the tyranny of the majority, individual liberty. Length: 5 minutes.
Your hosts: Samurai Appliance Repair Man and Mrs. Samurai.
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Most People are Libertarians…And Don’t Even Know It!

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

Not exactly a conservative? Not precisely a liberal? Not quite sure at all? What do those labels mean, anyway? Most people have the nagging feeling that this left-right, liberal-conservative pap that Big Media smears us with every day is far too narrow a view. The fact is that these labels [...]

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If You’re a Dumbass, Please Don’t Vote!

Wednesday, October 27th, 2004

I don’t understand all these bleeting appeals to get out and vote. Could someone please answer this question for me: if people are ignorant about the pressing issues of the day, the principles of individual liberty upon which this nation was founded, or the basic structure and function of our government, then why [...]

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Who’s Gonna Run Your Life: “Them” or YOU?

Monday, October 25th, 2004

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Eeyore and Mrs. Samurai

Saturday, October 23rd, 2004

Mrs. Samurai recently found out that a very nice friend was planning to vote
for John Kerry. When asked “My heavens, why?!”, this friend, whom we will call
Eeyore, responded with her concerns (to put it mildly) about the Republican
party. Mrs. Samurai responded to these concerns in the hopes of opening Eeyore’s
eyes to the truth of the [...]

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