December 21, 2002
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Reasonable Thoughts for Reasonable People 1. Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion… suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it… so I said “Implants?” 4. I don’t do drugs [...]
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December 18, 2002
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The Guru’s Lair Since announcing the grand opening of my new service offering fine, custom-made gaskets for the discriminating commercial kitchen, I’ve been deluged by email from devoted grasshoppers asking to see pictures of my new award-winning gasket manufacturing operation. Well, there ya go, budrow. Click the thumbnail for a bigger view. And in case [...]
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