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A Valentine’s Day Greeting from Samurai Appliance Repair Man and Mrs. Samurai

February 12, 2010 etc.

  Celebrating Over 20 Years as SoulmatesSamurai Appliance Repair Man & Mrs. SamuraiFixitnow.com

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Buying Appliance Parts

March 2, 2004 etc.

In my continuing effort to maintain Fixitnow.com as the premiere appliance repair website on the entire internet, I’m trying to figure out how best to get you the replacement parts you need. How would you prefer to buy appliance parts: ordering online anytime without having to talk to anyone or making a toll-free call to [...]

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Appliance Accessories

July 3, 2003 etc.

Get ‘em here.

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Send a Christmas Ecard

December 23, 2002 etc.

Send a Genuine Christmas e-Card Today Tired of sifting through the myriad trite or sappy “Christmas” e-cards out there to send to your loved ones? Well, Grasshopper, your quest is at an end. Check out these classic, original and genuine Christmas e-cards from IconMotif.com commemorating the exalted and mystical message of Christmas. All artwork is [...]

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Merry Christmas!

December 23, 2002 etc.

Merry Christmas! The Samurai’s reproductive units and semper fi canine unit join him and Mrs. Samurai in wishing all his faithful grasshoppers a Merry Christmas. After you’ve racked up a MasterCard bill that you’ll spend most of 2003 paying off, try to remember that, despite its pagan origins and modern materialism, Christmas is supposed to [...]

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Hillstomping Update: Mts. Welch and Dickey

December 22, 2002 etc.

Hillstomping Update: Mts. Welch and Dickey Been a while since I’ve done a Hillstomping Update. Been a while since I’ve done some serious hillstomping. A couple weeks ago, my semper fi canine hiking bud, Ouzo, and I had a superlative winter hillstomp up Mts. Welch and Dickey in Waterville Valley. Perfect day, clear skies, temp [...]

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Reasonable Thoughts for Reasonable People

December 21, 2002 etc.

Reasonable Thoughts for Reasonable People 1. Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion… suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it… so I said “Implants?” 4. I don’t do drugs [...]

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The Guru’s Lair

December 18, 2002 etc.

The Guru’s Lair Since announcing the grand opening of my new service offering fine, custom-made gaskets for the discriminating commercial kitchen, I’ve been deluged by email from devoted grasshoppers asking to see pictures of my new award-winning gasket manufacturing operation. Well, there ya go, budrow. Click the thumbnail for a bigger view. And in case [...]

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Small Appliance Repair

December 17, 2002 etc.

Small Appliance Repair Toaster not toasting? Mixer not mixing? Scrotum scrubber not scrubbing? Try

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Web Wankin’

December 16, 2002 etc.

Web Wankin’ I run several other websites besides this one so I’ve learned a thing or two about web services and tools. You need a good domain registrar and website host so people can get to your site. And you need good site-building tools if you’re going have something for ‘em to see once they [...]

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Cool Tools

December 15, 2002 etc.

Cool Tools Nice banner, even better website software. I use them to build and maintain this site. Come git you some:

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Don’t Touch!

December 11, 2002 etc.

Don’t Touch! So yesterday the toilet in the hallway stopped up…again! One of the kids likes to use most of a full roll of toilet paper after their constitutional. After they finish, toilet paper is heaping up out of the water in the toilet, still dry. I haven’t figured out who the culprit is and [...]

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Appliance Tip of the Day: Custom Made Gaskets for Commercial Refrigeration

December 9, 2002 etc.

Appliance Tip of the Day: Custom Made Gaskets for Commercial Refrigeration Got gasket problems? You already know that bad gaskets in your commercial kitchen can cause a whole host of problems including: Losing all that cold air you already paid so much to produce which makes your compressor run longer to maintain temperature resulting in [...]

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The Appliantology Group

December 7, 2002 etc.

The Appliantology Group I’ve finally gotten around to reincarnating the Appliantology group in MSN groups after previously terminating it Yahoo Groups. You can join the new Appliantology group using the form below: Subscribe to AppliantologyThe Oracle of Appliance Enlightenment …then click the grasshopper.

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I’m Not Dead…Yet

November 30, 2002 etc.

I’m Not Dead…Yet Man, I gotta hand it to those terrorists: they did a good job when they made this virus I’ve got. It’s sneaky–just when I think I’m getting better, it sucker punches me, leaving me writhing like a purple worm on a hot road and gagging into the puke bucket. I haven’t been [...]

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