In my continuing effort to maintain Fixitnow.com as the premiere appliance repair website on the entire internet, I’m trying to figure out how best to get you the replacement parts you need. How would you prefer to buy appliance parts: ordering online anytime without having to talk to anyone or making a toll-free […]

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Send a Genuine Christmas e-Card Today
Tired of sifting through the myriad trite or sappy “Christmas” e-cards out there to send to your loved ones? Well, Grasshopper, your quest is at an end. Check out these classic, original and genuine Christmas e-cards from IconMotif.com commemorating the exalted and mystical message of Christmas. All […]

Merry Christmas!
The Samurai’s reproductive units and semper fi canine unit join him and Mrs. Samurai in wishing all his faithful grasshoppers a Merry Christmas. After you’ve racked up a MasterCard bill that you’ll spend most of 2003 paying off, try to remember that, despite its pagan origins and modern materialism, Christmas is supposed to […]

Hillstomping Update: Mts. Welch and Dickey
Been a while since I’ve done a Hillstomping Update. Been a while since I’ve done some serious hillstomping. A couple weeks ago, my semper fi canine hiking bud, Ouzo, and I had a superlative winter hillstomp up Mts. Welch and Dickey in Waterville Valley. Perfect day, clear […]

Reasonable Thoughts for Reasonable People

1. Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.
2. Marriage changes passion… suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it… so I said “Implants?”
4. I don’t do drugs anymore ’cause I find […]

The Guru’s Lair
Since announcing the grand opening of my new service offering fine, custom-made gaskets for the discriminating commercial kitchen, I’ve been deluged by email from devoted grasshoppers asking to see pictures of my new award-winning gasket manufacturing operation. Well, there ya go, budrow. Click the thumbnail for a bigger view.
And in case […]

Small Appliance Repair
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Web Wankin’
I run several other websites besides this one so I’ve learned a thing or two about web services and tools. You need a good domain registrar and website host so people can get to your site. And you need good site-building tools if you’re going have something for ‘em to see once […]

Cool Tools
Nice banner, even better website software. I use them to build and maintain this site. Come git you some:

Don’t Touch!
So yesterday the toilet in the hallway stopped up…again! One of the kids likes to use most of a full roll of toilet paper after their constitutional. After they finish, toilet paper is heaping up out of the water in the toilet, still dry. I haven’t figured out who the culprit […]

Appliance Tip of the Day: Custom Made Gaskets for Commercial Refrigeration
Got gasket problems? You already know that bad gaskets in your commercial kitchen can cause a whole host of problems including:

Losing all that cold air you already paid so much to produce which makes your compressor run longer to maintain temperature resulting […]

The Appliantology Group
I’ve finally gotten around to reincarnating the Appliantology group in MSN groups after previously terminating it Yahoo Groups. You can join the new Appliantology group using the form below:

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I’m Not Dead…Yet
Man, I gotta hand it to those terrorists: they did a good job when they made this virus I’ve got. It’s sneaky–just when I think I’m getting better, it sucker punches me, leaving me writhing like a purple worm on a hot road and gagging into the puke bucket.
I haven’t been […]

Blowing a Gasket!
I’m so psyched (or is that psychotic?)–I got the gasket fabrication table built! I just need to add a few amenities like an exhaust vent to carry away those nasty VOCs that are released when you weld the rubber gasket pieces together (otherwise, you get tumors in your lymph nodes). That was […]