Live Help Schedule for Friday, July 12, 2002

I should be online and available for live help most of this evening. Later on, m’bassoo.

Ok, finished the makeover of the homepage. What was formerly the What’s New? page has been polished up and made into the homepage. You can see the old homepage here. Bunch of search ‘n replace in the editor changing links. That ate up a whole day. And I’m spent.

Live Help Schedule for Thursday, July 11, 2002
I’m gonna take a break from playing tippety-tap on the keyboard and watch “The Royal Tenenbaums.” After that, I’ll be online later this evening for a little bit. Talk to you later.

I’m in the process of making a major overhaul to this website so things might be a little glitchy for a while. If you find any broken or weird links, please let me know. Domo!

Forum Update
The forum came back up around 12:15am this morning. We’ll see how long it stays up.

Live Help Schedule for Wednesday, July 10, 2002
Won’t be on for live help at all during the day, maybe a little bit late evening. It’s going to be a stellar day for hiking tomorrow so I’m heading off to the White Mountains, do a little kicking around on the Franconia Ridge, Mts. Lafayette, Lincoln, Little Haystack.

Happy Fixing!

Forum Update
Well, that was mercifully short! I guess whoever tripped over the plugged finally got up and plugged it back in. The Samurai School of Appliantology is now open.

Forum Update
The forum was up and running again yesterday and all today up ’till now. As of this post, the slEZBoard network, on which the forum lives, is down.

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Forum Update
Ok, at least ol’ slEZ was on top of it enough to put broadcast an announcement of their network trouble to all slEZBoards. Gotta give ’em credit for that. Or maybe not. But at least they acknowledge the problem and are working to fix it so I can stop wondering if anyone’s home.

Fart Fest
Ok, now it’s slEZBoard’s turn to shit the bed. It’s down for the count, baby–I can’t get into the forum at all. Can’t even get into the slEZBoard help forums, which are always up unless the bowels of slEZBoard let go unexpectedly. Hey, that makes it full-circle with all out-sourced web service providers, Blogger, TagBoard, and now slEZBoard, each suffering internet incontinence. That can only mean one thing: my web host, Bluedomino, is next. Stand by for total appliance blackout! Talk to you on the other side of the tunnel.

Sneaky Papists are still at it, poaching on the Orthodox like they always have. Oh, the humanity!

Live Help Schedule for Monday, July 8, 2002
I’ll be online for live help later this afternoon and throughout most of the evening. Party on!

If it walks like a duck…
Let’s see, it’s the 4th of July, an Egyptian whack-job shoots up some people at an Israeli airline at LAX but, OH NO, it ain’t terrorism! If you’re stupid enough to believe the Ameedican gubmint’s party line, please go pour yourself a nice, tall glass of puss.