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Wednesday, March 26, 2003

Mailbag: Happy Birthday Wishes to the Samurai

So my birthday came and went. How many people do you think emailed me happy birthday wishes? I'll tell you: exactly one. Was it my mother? No. My sister? Nope. Saddam Hussein was the only person in the world to email a happy birthday wish to me:

--- Saddam Hussein < > wrote:
> They'll never think to look for me here.  I like
> your web site.  I look forward to meeting you.  Soon
> I will live in NH too, near you.  I know all about
> you.  
> I wear a bra.
> *****HAPPY BIRTHDAY*******
> Saddam
> _______________________________
> The above message was sent when you were offline,
> via your LivePerson site.
> Message sent from IP:

Now tell me: could this kind and thoughtful soul possibly be the monster portrayed by our Ameedican government? I smell a propaganda campaign. So he gassed a few people and fed some others through a shredder feet first. Is that so wrong? I think he's just misunderstood.

Samurai Appliance Repair Man cast these pearls at 22:07 ET.  [permalink]
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