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Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Moostafa Returns!

Moostafa, the Ayatollah of Appliance RepairOur dear, dear friend, Moostafa, the Ayatollah of Appliance Repair, runs the world-renowned Moostafa's Mecca of Appliance Repair. Several months ago, Moostafa's tent was mistaken for a Taliban headquarters and was bombed by Ameedican, er, I mean, American troops. Since then, no one heard from Moostafa and we all feared the worst.

However, today I am delighted to announce that I have just received an email from Moostafa telling me that he and all 17 of his voluptuous wives escaped unharmed although, sadly, three of their milking yaks were killed. Despite this regrettable loss of livestock, we sing thanks and praise to Allah for preserving Moostafa and his harem. Moostafa is looking forward to getting back to work in his forum, helping you wage holy war on your insolent appliances. Come with me now and visit with the Ayatollah.

"But wait," you say, "who is Moostafa and what makes him such an appliance guru?" Ok, fair question. I'll tell you a little about him.

Moostafa comes to us from Jalalabad, Afghanistan, where he powers his iMac off a camel dung and lime juice battery that he designed himself. It's exactly that kind of Afghani know-how that makes Moostafa such a valuable appliance guru. So, come, kick off your sandals and gather 'round the carpet with the Ayatollah of Appliance Repair and learn to cast out the demons that plague your appliances.

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