Haikus for Appliance Repair Haikus are a Japanese poetic form developed for very lazy or very bad poets. That's why I write them. We here at Fixitnow.com are proud to announce that we alone, out of all the other websites in the whole universe, have finally found a real use for the slothful haiku.
Samurai on Assignment As many of you know, the CIA frequently calls upon the Samurai for special assignments to defend truth, justice, and the American Way. Here is an on-going collection of my mission reports for the various assignments I've completed.
Lessons in Liberty Short lessons in the American heritage of Liberty to help you cut through all the Orwellian doublespeak polluting your brain.
Rules of Etiquette at Fixitnow.com Even we here at Fixitnow.com have manners...ok, so we're not the most elegant freakin' people on the planet but at least we don't blow our nose in a kleenex and look at it...usually.
Maintaining a Healthy Mental Attitude for Appliance Repair Let's face it, repairing your appliances can be frustrating and mentally exhausting. These practical, time-honored techniques can keep you from succumbing to "Violent Appliance Death Syndrome" (VADS)--this tragic disease results in the merciless beating death of the appliance with a 10# sledge hammer by the frustrated DIYer. It is always fatal for the appliance and, ultimately, hugely embarrassing for the diseased individual.
Things My Customers Love to Hear Me Say Here's a small, touching collection of things I tell my customers to express my true, inner feelings for them. I love you, man, and I care alot!
Cheesedorks Also known as Lower Slabovians. As customers, I love sending 'em to my competitors. As users of this website, well, you know who you are.
How to Tell if Your Appliance Tech is a Redneck Is Bubba or Skeeter in your home "fixing" your broken appliances? This indispensable reference will help you see the difference between the bubbas and the real professionals.
Affirmations for Effective Appliance Repair Is repairing your broken appliance kicking your butt? Feeling like you may not be able to finish this one? These affirmations are proven to be extremely effective at kindling the confidence needed to tackle the toughest problems. Come with me now on a journey of unlimited potentiality. I'm not sure what the heck that means but it sho' nuff sounds reeel purdy, don't it, Hoss?
The Samurai's Photo Albums For your viewing pleasure, the Samurai has opened his enchanting collection of his recent hikes in the White Mountains of New Hampshire. Oh, come ye and revel in this rhapsody of mountain images!
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