Maytag MAH Washer Shakes, Rattles, and Rolls

This little pearl of appliantological wisdom applies to Maytag’s later model, “new and improved” Neptune front load washers. They have model numbers like MAH6700AW*, MAH8700AW*, MAH9700AW*, MAL1800AX* (the “*” is a wild card character, like in a Google search, not part of the model number).