Fun Facts to Know and Tell

• We’ve just completed an exhaustive five-minute demographic study of our users here at Fixitnow.com and discovered that 91.7% of them live in trailers located under power lines. Now, from California, there’s some credible research linking electric power lines to brain damage. That explains a lot about our users.
• You know that slimy scum growing in your refrigerator and shower stall that you’ve been putting off cleaning for that past three and half years? Well, good news: don’t bother. Soon, you’ll be using it to power your home.