No mas: we don’t charge for appliance repair advice!

Yvonne wrote:

Please do not charge me for any more advice other than that received today. I can’t afford to be charge more than the initial $24.

You have us confoosed with another website; we didn’t charge you $24 for advice. How do I know? Because we give out appliance repair advice for FREE all day long at the Samurai School of Appliantology!

Oh, I know– we’re insane! How do we make money givin’ it all away? Volume.

But we also do marital counseling for we charge a small fee. Are you and your husband gettin’ along okay, darlin’?

I’m here all week. Tell your friends. Thankya vrry much. [that’s my best online Elvis impersonation]

Samurai Appliance Repair Man



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