Hotline Message of the Day
by Samurai Appliance Repair Man
This message on the Toll-free Appliance Repair Hotline was chosen out of the millions of messages received today as the Message of the Day because it so eloquently and succinctly conveys the sublime essence of appliance repair. Listen to this moving appliance repair poem and let it inspire you in your own quest for Total Appliance Awareness.
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