Mailbag: Love Letter to the Samurai
by Samurai Appliance Repair Man
Mary Miller wrote:
Can’t tell you how you have saved me from a stroke. My dishwasher is a kenmore and a pain, but you have helped me fix it without getting raped by Sears again. I am so thankful for your wonderful website. You REALLY know whats up…even though you probably voted for Bush…I love you anyway…thanks again
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Message sent from IP: 65.7.68.9
I feel the love, yo! 
So you love me then kick me out of bed by telling me I voted for Bush. Oy, I feel used! The only thing I can say is this.
And I’ve written previously about the Sears jailhouse rape.
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