Bad news for you cheesedorks out there (and you know who you are):
Charles Cooper, the executive editor of commentary at CNET news.com, excoriates the grubby "Lower Slabovians" who expect free content on the internet. I love this quote: "Content was neither born free, nor was it meant to be that way." Think about that as you’re fixing your broken stuff with the help of this website.

The United Samurai Beer Fund®: your ticket out of Lower Slabovia.