So my birthday came and went. How many people do you think emailed me happy birthday wishes? I’ll tell you: exactly one. Was it my mother? No. My sister? Nope. Saddam Hussein was the only person in the world to email a happy birthday wish to me:
--- Saddam Hussein < email@example.com > wrote: > > HEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! > They'll never think to look for me here. I like > your web site. I look forward to meeting you. Soon > I will live in NH too, near you. I know all about > you. > I wear a bra. > > *****HAPPY BIRTHDAY******* > > > Saddam > > > > _______________________________ > The above message was sent when you were offline, > via your LivePerson site. > > Message sent from IP: 188.8.131.52
Now tell me: could this kind and thoughtful soul possibly be the monster portrayed by our Ameedican government? I smell a propaganda campaign. So he gassed a few people and fed some others through a shredder feet first. Is that so wrong? I think he’s just misunderstood.