Appliance Repair Wisdom for the Ages

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Finally, an opportunity has come along for me to make some serious cash. Johnson Minsa, a banker in Ghana, contacted me personally (he even knew my name!) to help him get some cash out of the country. I just emailed my bank account information to Mr. Minsa and now I'm just waiting for my money train to come in. Ah, yes, I can see it now: sipping margaritas on a pristine beach in Costa Rica, driving a brand new Chevy pickup truck, lounging at the beach house in Malibu, eating Big Macs in gay Paree... oui, oui! I'm tired of scratching out a living repairing appliances: rolling around on scummy kitchen floors reaching through piles of rat turds to change out a valve on a gas range; fishing out putrid rotten mouse carcasses from dishwasher insulation. No more! As soon as that Big Green hits my account, I'm outta here. Later, suckers!

johnson minsa johnsonminsa@yahoo.com wrote:

Dear,Repair

My name is Mr johnson minsa, an auditor with the Bank of Ghana. Your contact was secured through the internet,i am proposing to you a deal that will no doubt be of great benefit to both of us.

During one of our auditing sessions of banks under our supervision, i came accross this large sum of money(USD17.5million) in a dormant account belonging to a foreigner, who on further enquiries i learnt died in a plane crash in the United States in September 2001. This account has remained inactive since then, as there has not been any claim till date.

With my wealth of experience and contacts in the banking industry, i am capable of transfering this funds by Swift into any account of your choice abroad,and we am willing to share 50 percent of the total sum transfered.

This transaction will go through the legal system, and we will ensure that we meet all banking rules and regulations of Ghana and your country.Please let me know if this offer is acceptable to you,so we can proceed without further delay. Awaiting your reply with great anticipation.

Kind Regards
johnson minsa,

2 Comments:

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By  Anonymous, at March 04, 2005 9:59 PM  

Ha! Great link and novel concept! Like judo against scammers.

By  Samurai Appliance Repair Man, at March 05, 2005 7:34 PM  

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