Mailbag: Happy Birthday Wishes to the Samurai

So my birthday came and went. How many people do you think emailed me happy birthday wishes? I’ll tell you: exactly one. Was it my mother? No. My sister? Nope. Saddam Hussein was the only person in the world to email a happy birthday wish to me:


--- Saddam Hussein < saddam@iraq.gov > wrote:
>
> HEY!!!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
> They'll never think to look for me here.  I like
> your web site.  I look forward to meeting you.  Soon
> I will live in NH too, near you.  I know all about
> you.
> I wear a bra.
>
> *****HAPPY BIRTHDAY*******
>
>
> Saddam
>
>
>
> _______________________________
> The above message was sent when you were offline,
> via your LivePerson site.
>
> Message sent from IP: 12.222.151.245

Now tell me: could this kind and thoughtful soul possibly be the monster portrayed by our Ameedican government? I smell a propaganda campaign. So he gassed a few people and fed some others through a shredder feet first. Is that so wrong? I think he’s just misunderstood.

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