Y’know, back in my day, when someone was acting like a lobotomized twit, we’d say he was being a ‘fag.’ Like, "Hey! Pull that pencil out your nose, you look like a fag!" This was really A-list comedy to 12-year old boys. Yes, the heady days of my youth were filled with such cerebral humor. Funny how things come around again, only slightly different. Today, when kids do something stupid, they call it ‘gay’ — and they’re getting suspended from school for it!