Editorial Note

Something we’re most proud of here at Fixitnow.com is how many different groups of people we’ve managed to offend in our tireless pursuit of cheap laughs. We’d like to take a moment to acknowledge these groups and thank them for being who they are:

• Animal Rights Activists
• Anyone Who Uses Appliances
• Appliance Repair Technicians
• Beer Drinkers
• Cheesedorks
• Elderly People
• Feminists
• Haiku Poets
• Mentally Incompetent People
• Mentally Insane People
• Muslims
• New Agers
• Rednecks
• Wisconsin Residents

If your group is not on this list, don’t worry–it just means we haven’t gotten to you yet. But rest assured that we are working on it!