April 2003

Mailbag: Kenmore Dryer Door Latch

April 30, 2003 Dryer Repair

— Julie Land wrote: > > I have a Kenmore dryer-it’s brown so it’s old. The > problem I’m having is with the door latch. We’ve > secured it with magnets to get it to keep running, > but now that’s not working either. I’ve price the > part, but want to know if this [...]

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Protocols of the Elders of Neocons

April 29, 2003 Gubmint

Hello, my friends. I direct you to this priceless article from Hussein Shobokshi: In his weekly telephone report, Paul Wolfowitz expressed his anxiety to Sharon, the Israeli Prime Minister, about the situation in the Middle East. �How are you doing?� asked Wolfowitz. �OK, OK,� answered Sharon, “but you must go to Syria.” Wolfowitz pondered, “this [...]

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Fingering Neocons

April 29, 2003 Gubmint

And just so you don’t think I made up the term "neocon," none other than the Washington Times has added this label to their lexicon to distinguish these vile imposters from Constitutional conservatives.

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The Liberty Buzz

April 29, 2003 Gubmint

Check out the latest Liberty Buzz at Hodji’s Scuttlebutt Café.

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Christ is Risen!

April 28, 2003 Samurai Incarnate

Indeed He is Risen! 21st Century Zenzoid Man shares some sound clips from the Paschal Liturgy Saturday night/Sunday morning at Holy Resurrection Orthodox Church in Claremont, NH. Check it out!

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Need Appliance Repair Help?

April 26, 2003 Website Updates

Need more detailed or personalized help than what you’re finding in the online appliance repair manuals or the appliance repair tips? The Samurai has you covered! You have two additional sources for expert appliance repair help: The Appliantology Group: Repair photos and a repair forum, too. Look through the photo albums and you might find [...]

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Appliance Tip of the Day: Energy-Saving Appliances

April 26, 2003 General Appliance Wisdom

Here’s the list of the most energy-efficient appliances: Standard Refrigerators: Whirlpool 18.9 cf model number GR9SHKXKQ. Cost $879. Annual energy cost: $36. Large Refrigerators: Whirlpool 21.6 cf model number GR2SHTXKQ. Cost: $1,149. Annual energy cost: $39. Front-Loading Washers: Frigidaire Energy Star. Cost: $749. Annual energy cost: $21. Top-Loading Washers: Whirlpool Calypso model number GVW9959KQ. Cost: [...]

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Lesson in Libery: Pseudo-Pacifist Wussies

April 23, 2003 Gubmint

First off, I am a true pacifist: you leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone; step on me and I’ll cut yo ass, suckah. The “Don’t Tread on Me” flag used in the American Revolution accurately portrays this truly pacifist sentiment. Most of the weenies parading around today whining, “Like, no blood for oil, [...]

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Gay Games

April 22, 2003 Karaoke Lounge

Y’know, back in my day, when someone was acting like a lobotomized twit, we’d say he was being a ‘fag.’ Like, "Hey! Pull that pencil out your nose, you look like a fag!" This was really A-list comedy to 12-year old boys. Yes, the heady days of my youth were filled with such cerebral humor. [...]

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Operation Syrian Freedom

April 20, 2003 Gubmint

And now, from the producers of "Operation Iraqi Freedom," Neocon Productions proudly presents: Operation Syrian Freedom Coming soon to a 24-hour cable news station near you! Cannon Fodder "Syria is next," the Star commands the Eagle. More goyim killed. So?

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Neocon 101

April 20, 2003 Gubmint

Pat Buchanan asks (and answers) a question I’ve been wondering: Whose War?: A neoconservative clique seeks to ensnare our country in a series of wars that are not in America�s interest. read more… Amerael Iraq, Syria threaten mainly Israel. Dubya says, "Oy vey!" And just who is this cabal of neoconservatives in the Bush administration [...]

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1040, Good Buddy

April 20, 2003 Gubmint

Wasn’t tax time great? Filling out all those forms telling Big Brother every little detail of your finances and seeing how much of the money you’ve earned gets extorted, er, I mean, collected by the IRS? What? You didn’t enjoy it? Well, you must be a damn pinko-commie! Where’s your Amerikan patriotism? Don’t you know [...]

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Neocon Haikus

April 18, 2003 Gubmint

For Israel Neocons conspire: make the Eagle serve the Star. "Iraqi Freedom" Kissing Cousins They bicker and fuss, neocons and liberals. A family feud.

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Politically Homeless

April 11, 2003 Gubmint

The labels "liberal" and "conservative" have been so mis-applied that they’ve lost their meaning. For example, most people think of the Bush administration as being "conservative." This is simply not true and such labeling further confuses what conservatives, real conservatives, stand for. The political identity of the Bush administration is more akin to neoconservatives (or [...]

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Lesson in Liberty: Foreign Wars

April 10, 2003 Gubmint

The United States goes not abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is a well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own. If the United States took up all foreign affairs, it would become entangled in all the wars of interest and intrigue, which [...]

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