— Julie Land wrote:
>
> I have a Kenmore dryer-it’s brown so it’s old. The
> problem I’m having is with the door latch. We’ve
> secured it with magnets to get it to keep running,
> but now that’s not working either. I’ve price the
> part, but want to know if this is something I can
> replace without [...]

Hello, my friends. I direct you to this priceless article from Hussein Shobokshi:

In his weekly telephone report, Paul Wolfowitz expressed his anxiety to Sharon, the Israeli Prime Minister, about the situation in the Middle East. �How are you doing?� asked Wolfowitz. �OK, OK,� answered Sharon, “but you must go to Syria.” Wolfowitz pondered, “this [...]

And just so you don’t think I made up the term "neocon," none other than the Washington Times has added this label to their lexicon to distinguish these vile imposters from Constitutional conservatives.

Check out the latest Liberty Buzz at Hodji’s Scuttlebutt Café.

Indeed He is Risen! 21st Century Zenzoid Man shares some sound clips from the Paschal Liturgy Saturday night/Sunday morning at Holy Resurrection Orthodox Church in Claremont, NH. Check it out!

Need more detailed or personalized help than what you’re finding in the online appliance repair manuals or the appliance repair tips? The Samurai has you covered! You have two additional sources for expert appliance repair help:

The Appliantology Group: Repair photos and a repair forum, too. Look through the photo albums and [...]

Here’s the list of the most energy-efficient appliances:

Standard Refrigerators: Whirlpool 18.9 cf model number GR9SHKXKQ. Cost $879. Annual energy cost: $36.

Large Refrigerators: Whirlpool 21.6 cf model number GR2SHTXKQ. Cost: $1,149. Annual energy cost: $39.

Front-Loading Washers: Frigidaire Energy Star. Cost: $749. Annual energy cost: [...]

First off, I am a true pacifist: you leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone; step on me and I’ll cut yo ass, suckah. The “Don’t Tread on Me” flag used in the American Revolution accurately portrays this truly pacifist sentiment.
Most of the weenies parading around today whining, “Like, no blood for [...]

Y’know, back in my day, when someone was acting like a lobotomized twit, we’d say he was being a ‘fag.’ Like, "Hey! Pull that pencil out your nose, you look like a fag!" This was really A-list comedy to 12-year old boys. Yes, the heady days of my youth were filled [...]

And now, from the producers of "Operation Iraqi Freedom,"
Neocon Productions proudly presents:
Operation Syrian Freedom
Coming soon to a 24-hour cable news station near you!

Cannon Fodder

"Syria is next,"
the Star commands the Eagle.
More goyim killed. So?

Pat Buchanan asks (and answers) a question I’ve been wondering: Whose War?:

A neoconservative clique seeks to ensnare our country in a series of wars that are not in America�s interest. read more…

Amerael

Iraq, Syria
threaten mainly Israel.
Dubya says, "Oy vey!"

And just who is this cabal of neoconservatives in the Bush administration that has us fighting [...]

Wasn’t tax time great? Filling out all those forms telling Big Brother every little detail of your finances and seeing how much of the money you’ve earned gets extorted, er, I mean, collected by the IRS?
What? You didn’t enjoy it? Well, you must be a damn pinko-commie! Where’s your Amerikan patriotism? [...]

For Israel

Neocons conspire:
make the Eagle serve the Star.
"Iraqi Freedom"

Kissing Cousins

They bicker and fuss,
neocons and liberals.
A family feud.

The labels "liberal" and "conservative" have been so mis-applied that they’ve lost their meaning. For example, most people think of the Bush administration as being "conservative." This is simply not true and such labeling further confuses what conservatives, real conservatives, stand for. The political identity of the Bush administration is more akin [...]

The United States goes not abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is a well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own. If the United States took up all foreign affairs, it would become entangled in all the wars of interest [...]

I went hiking today. It was so beautiful that I wanted to share it with you all. Happy trails!

Hiking up Kearsarge,
I met Spring’s first mosquito.
Black schmear on my shirt.

***** BEGIN SECURE TRANSMISSION *****
As many of you know, I do occasional free-lance work for the CIA. Sometime ago, the CIA requested that I do an assignment in Baghdad. I have decided to do my patriotic duty and serve my country by accepting this assignment. I boarded a chartered CIA jet a [...]

As a little boy, Samurai Appliance Repair Man showed a strong talent for hardly anything. Even in school, he was at the top of his class in mediocrity. Later, when he was kidnapped by a marauding band of sheep, he developed other important life skills, especially making animal noises and licking himself. [...]

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
– G. Gordon Liddy
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
– George Bernard Shaw
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from [...]

*** EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT SAMURAI APPLIANCE REPAIR MAN. ***
Samurai Appliance Repair Man is live on-location here in downtown Baghdad, Iraq, doing an exclusive interview with Iraq’s Maximum Leader, Saddam Hussein. As part of the condition for granting the interview, I have promised not to reveal our location here in the Presidential Suite of [...]