From the monthly archives:

April 2003

Mailbag: Kenmore Dryer Door Latch

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 30, 2003

in Dryer Repair

— Julie Land wrote:
>
> I have a Kenmore dryer-it’s brown so it’s old. The
> problem I’m having is with the door latch. We’ve
> secured it with magnets to get it to keep running,
> but now that’s not working either. I’ve price the
> part, but want to know if this is something I can
> replace without [...]

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Protocols of the Elders of Neocons

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 29, 2003

in Gubmint

Hello, my friends. I direct you to this priceless article from Hussein Shobokshi:

In his weekly telephone report, Paul Wolfowitz expressed his anxiety to Sharon, the Israeli Prime Minister, about the situation in the Middle East. �How are you doing?� asked Wolfowitz. �OK, OK,� answered Sharon, “but you must go to Syria.” Wolfowitz pondered, “this [...]

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Fingering Neocons

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 29, 2003

in Gubmint

And just so you don’t think I made up the term "neocon," none other than the Washington Times has added this label to their lexicon to distinguish these vile imposters from Constitutional conservatives.

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The Liberty Buzz

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 29, 2003

in Gubmint

Check out the latest Liberty Buzz at Hodji’s Scuttlebutt Café.

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Christ is Risen!

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 28, 2003

in Samurai Incarnate

Indeed He is Risen! 21st Century Zenzoid Man shares some sound clips from the Paschal Liturgy Saturday night/Sunday morning at Holy Resurrection Orthodox Church in Claremont, NH. Check it out!

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Need Appliance Repair Help?

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 26, 2003

in Website Updates

Need more detailed or personalized help than what you’re finding in the online appliance repair manuals or the appliance repair tips? The Samurai has you covered! You have two additional sources for expert appliance repair help:

The Appliantology Group: Repair photos and a repair forum, too. Look through the photo albums and [...]

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Appliance Tip of the Day: Energy-Saving Appliances

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 26, 2003

in General Appliance Wisdom

Here’s the list of the most energy-efficient appliances:

Standard Refrigerators: Whirlpool 18.9 cf model number GR9SHKXKQ. Cost $879. Annual energy cost: $36.

Large Refrigerators: Whirlpool 21.6 cf model number GR2SHTXKQ. Cost: $1,149. Annual energy cost: $39.

Front-Loading Washers: Frigidaire Energy Star. Cost: $749. Annual energy cost: [...]

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Lesson in Libery: Pseudo-Pacifist Wussies

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 23, 2003

in Gubmint

First off, I am a true pacifist: you leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone; step on me and I’ll cut yo ass, suckah. The “Don’t Tread on Me” flag used in the American Revolution accurately portrays this truly pacifist sentiment.
Most of the weenies parading around today whining, “Like, no blood for [...]

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Gay Games

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 22, 2003

in Karaoke Lounge

Y’know, back in my day, when someone was acting like a lobotomized twit, we’d say he was being a ‘fag.’ Like, "Hey! Pull that pencil out your nose, you look like a fag!" This was really A-list comedy to 12-year old boys. Yes, the heady days of my youth were filled [...]

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Operation Syrian Freedom

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 20, 2003

in Gubmint

And now, from the producers of "Operation Iraqi Freedom,"
Neocon Productions proudly presents:
Operation Syrian Freedom
Coming soon to a 24-hour cable news station near you!

Cannon Fodder

"Syria is next,"
the Star commands the Eagle.
More goyim killed. So?

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Neocon 101

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 20, 2003

in Gubmint

Pat Buchanan asks (and answers) a question I’ve been wondering: Whose War?:

A neoconservative clique seeks to ensnare our country in a series of wars that are not in America�s interest. read more…

Amerael

Iraq, Syria
threaten mainly Israel.
Dubya says, "Oy vey!"

And just who is this cabal of neoconservatives in the Bush administration that has us fighting [...]

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1040, Good Buddy

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 20, 2003

in Gubmint

Wasn’t tax time great? Filling out all those forms telling Big Brother every little detail of your finances and seeing how much of the money you’ve earned gets extorted, er, I mean, collected by the IRS?
What? You didn’t enjoy it? Well, you must be a damn pinko-commie! Where’s your Amerikan patriotism? [...]

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Neocon Haikus

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 18, 2003

in Gubmint

For Israel

Neocons conspire:
make the Eagle serve the Star.
"Iraqi Freedom"

Kissing Cousins

They bicker and fuss,
neocons and liberals.
A family feud.

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Politically Homeless

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 11, 2003

in Gubmint

The labels "liberal" and "conservative" have been so mis-applied that they’ve lost their meaning. For example, most people think of the Bush administration as being "conservative." This is simply not true and such labeling further confuses what conservatives, real conservatives, stand for. The political identity of the Bush administration is more akin [...]

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Lesson in Liberty: Foreign Wars

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on April 10, 2003

in Gubmint

The United States goes not abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is a well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own. If the United States took up all foreign affairs, it would become entangled in all the wars of interest [...]

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