Did you put too much detergent in your dishwasher (or, more likely, the wrong kind ) and now your dishwasher has become a Wonka Wash? Several of the esteemed Master Appliantologists at the Samurai School of Appliantology reveal their secret foam-busting techniques.
Kenmore Oven Door Lock Problem
If your Kenmore oven is having problems with the door lock, this may be the solution.
Hillstomping Update, Sandwich Dome 05052005
A most splendiferous day for a spring hike in the Sandwich Range of New Hampster’s White Mountains yesterday. The sky was speckled with those cotton ball clouds and casting moving shadows on the rolling landscape creating an aquatic wonderland. While I love a clear blue sky for its crystalline purity, the watery, undersea effect is unique to partly cloudy skies. Here’s a landscape shot from atop Sandwich dome that illustrates what I mean, click it for a larger view:
From left to right: Mt. Tecumseh, the Franconia Ridge, and Mt. Osceola.
Hiking in the White Mountains this time of year is tricky. While the lowlands are in full spring mode, the alpine zones are only just now realizing that it’s not winter any more. Looking at the mountains from the base, one could get the mistaken notion that the summits are clear of snow. Oh, but how wrong you’d be!
Snow patches started appearing at about 3,000 feet with solid coverage above 3,500 feet. The last 500 feet (about 0.6 miles) to the summit of Sandwich Dome, I was hiking on a condensed snow base that was at least three feet deep. I didn’t bring crampons or snowshoes, didn’t need ’em either. The snow was consolidated enough that I could just kick in and keep going. Postholing wasn’t a problem. The ice patches were covered with enough blown down spruce needles and branches that traction was like, *not* a problem, y’know? Fer sher, fer sher.
Had a great view of snow-capped Mt. Washington, click it for a bigger view:
The vista toward Mt. Washington as seen from atop Sandwich Dome.
And then I took the same picture above but cropped in on Mt. Washington, click it for a bigger view:
Same as above except zoomed in on Mt. Washington.
The reason you see all the snow on Mt. Washington and not on the surrounding mountains is because Mt. Washington (along with most of the rest of the Presidential Range) is above treeline. The fact is that all the 4,000-footer summits in the White Mountains are still buried in snow. The spruce trees around the summit on the lower peaks cast shadows that prolong the snow cover into the spring and early summer, long after the above-treeline peaks are cleared back to naked granite and schist.
You see those photos above? THAT is why I hike. When I hit a summit on a day like yesterday, I plant my skinny butt on a rock, whip out my binoculars, and feast my myopic peepers on those fabulous vistas. Running my eyes over those peaks and valleys makes my bowels rumble. But that’s a story for another time. Giddyup.
How to Avoid Dryer Fires
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Appliantology Newsletter for April 2005
Appliance Wisdom
Oven Thermostat Repair Lab Report
What’s All the Fuss About Power Quality?
The Samurai School of Appliantology
Fisher & Paykel GWL10 Washer Not Draining
Maytag Dryer Motor Stops After 15 Seconds of Turning
Jenn Air Fridge Warm, Adaptive Defrost Control Board
Mailbag: GE Dishwashers Flooding
Mailbag: Kenmore Dishwasher Not Cleaning Well in the Upper Rack
Mailbag: Initiating the Harvest Cycle on a Modular Icemaker
Kenmore Refrigerator – bottom of door collapsed?
Frigidaire FWX445RF Washer – Won’t Drain
Whirlpool Refrigerator Getting Warm
Mayday, Mayday! RepairClinic Down!
Panasonic Inverter Microwaves – Advanced or retrograde?
Fisher & Paykel GW608 Slow Filling
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
A Day in the Life of the Samurai
Whirlpool Microwave Ovens Overheating
Certain models of Whirlpool microwave ovens have a problem with their thermal fuse that causes them to overheat. Whirlpool has a service bulletin out on this problem. Details here.
Broken Icemaker? Buy a New Refrigerator!
So, this guy’s icemaker broke. His solution? Why, buy a whole new refrigerator!
Hillstomping Update, Mt. Kearsarge
GE WASHER ROARS DURING SPIN CYCLE
Here’s a sorry story: a five-year old GE washer and the transmission is fried. And, naturally, it’s just out of warranty. Yep, a common story with GE. As much as we keep warning people about GE, folks keep buying GE crap, “‘cuz they sell ’em at Home Despot, an’ all.” So, the freak show continues.
Here’s a clue: just because it’s good to own GE stock, that does not mean it’s good to own their appliances. Think on these things.
Water Leaking into Dryer Outlet
This has gotta be the most freaky dryer outlet problems I’ve ever seen! This woman is damn lucky her whole house didn’t burn down.
Harisutosu hukkatsu! Jitsu ni hukkatsu!
Today is Easter (Pascha) for Orthodox Christians. Millions of Orthodox Christians all over the world are greeting each other with the traditional greeting, “Christ is risen!” And the traditional response, “Indeed He is risen!” In their own language, of course.
For example, in Japanese, the Samurai’s pseudo-native tongue, the greeting is, “Harisutosu hukkatsu!” And the reply, “Jitsu ni Hukkatsu!”
In another example, Orthodox Christians in Minnesota greet each other, “So, Christ is up dere den!” And the response, “Ya shure, ya betcha, He’s up dere den!”
Below is the traditional Paschal icon. Click it for a larger view.
After He died on the cross, Jesus descended into Hell and restored humanity’s fallen nature, represented here as freeing Adam and Eve. Hell was unable to withstand the Light of Christ and so was destroyed by the very presence of the Lord.
Hillstomping Update: Mt. Flume and Mt. Sunapee
Looking at Mt. Kearsarge from the Ledges on Mt. Sunapee.
More stunning photos from the Mt. Flume hike on 4/15/2005.
Fisher & Paykel GW608 Slow Filling
Sometimes, the solution to this problem can be something really simple.
GE Triton XL tripped breaker
GE is getting sloppy with the documentation on its sorry-ass appliances. In this case, it’s a GE Triton XL dishwasher that tripped the circuit breaker (model number GSD6600G00BB). This is one of those abortion-that-lived dishwashers with the over-priced, unreliable electronic control boards. Turns out the problem was that an undocumented surge suppressor in the water inlet valve circuit had shorted– this surge suppressor was not shown on the wiring diagram! How sloppy is that? Well, that’s GE fer ya.
And, here’s a tip: putting electronic controls in wet appliances is a great recipe for selling lots of replacement control boards.
KitchenAid oven disaster
I have never seen the inside oven lining on a KitchenAid wall oven self-destruct. This happened on a KitchenAid model KEBS207DBL8.