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General Appliance Wisdom

 

 

Like pearls of great price,
Samurai Repair Man writes
haikus you can use.

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Howard wrote:
Dear Learned and Enlightened ONE,
I am in-process of replacing a 12 yr Maytag Neptune Washing M/C P/N MAH3000AWW due to a bad Main Control board (too $$ to fix even considering purchasing from repairclinic). Is there any value donating the known still functioning parts ie Inlet Valve Ass’y, Motor & Control board? I would [...]

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Many of you have emailed the Samurai axing, “Samurai, O Samurai, when will you and Mrs. Samurai make another edition of your award-winning podcast?” You chirped and we listened. After an extended hiatus, we’re baaack!

Some of the topics covered in this issue:

Appliance brands: how to choose ‘em?
New, extended version of the much-loved [...]

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The Golden Buttcrack Award

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on February 7, 2010

in Forum, General Appliance Wisdom, Website Updates

The coveted Golden Buttcrack Award was started by disciples of Saint Applianopoulous, the patron saint of appliance techs. The Award’s name was chosen to honor the destinktive warrior’s stance that St. Applianopoulous would strike as he battled insolent appliances:
 

 
The Golden Buttcrack Award is conferred upon those Appliantology Masters who have distinguished themselves by giving exceptional [...]

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Greetings,
After joining your forum under the recommendation of a friend, I was shocked to find that you have to ‘pay’ in order to ask simple questions (I.E: Make a new thread) and to simply get answers that are directed at one’s self in order to repair a rowdy appliance.
-Tom
Hello Tom, and all the grasshoppers out [...]

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What is Smart Grid?
Smart Grid is a planned enhancement to the existing power distribution grid that will, in theory, have the capability of meeting growing electricity demand by more efficient distribution without having to build new power plants. One of the ways this lofty goal will be accomplished is by using two-way technology. [...]

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Requiem for GE Appliances: A Haiku of Lamentation

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on January 11, 2010

in General Appliance Wisdom, Haiku

 

 
GE, what happened?
At one time, you were Hot Snot.
Now, just cold boogers.

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Wiring diagrams,
mystical rune-like symbols.
Samurai, hepme!

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Samsung Appliances?

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on January 6, 2010

in General Appliance Wisdom, Oven Repair, Range Repair

Dennis wrote:
We are looking to buy a Samsung smoothtop range (convection oven) and when we went price shopping, another local retailer told us to NEVER buy a Samsung range as you can’t get parts for them if something happens. We are in Canada. Is this true or was buddy BSing us to try and get [...]

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Working a circuit;
need to figure volts? Ohms? Amps?
Ohm’s Law plug n’ chug.

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Anyone can surf into the Samurai Appliance Repair Forums, search topics and read all they want absotootly free. You can even register as a Grasshopper for free. But if you want to start a new topic, reply to existing topics, send private messages, and download any of the thousands of illustrative and illuminating [...]

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Warning: Appliantology Newsletter Has Escaped!

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on December 19, 2009

in General Appliance Wisdom, Samurai Incarnate

We are issuing this urgent warning to the general public: the latest issue of our newsletter, Appliantology: The Oracle of Appliance Enlightenment, has somehow escaped the plantation. It was last seen running naked and screaming incoherently across the Web. If you happen to come across it, please DO NOT approach it; keep your [...]

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Looking Inside Your Appliances

by Samurai Appliance Repair Man on December 11, 2009

in General Appliance Wisdom, Haiku

Broken appliance.
What’s inside? Where do I start?
The mouse reveals all!

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Lots of times, when you’re working on Maytag appliances, you need to know the series number to order the correct part. Not to be confoosed with the model number, the series number refers to different production series within the same model. In the world of manufacturing, it’s common to substitute originally-specified components with [...]

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