The Samurai School of Appliantology

In case you’re wondering why I haven’t been posting much lately, it’s because I’ve been busy setting up the new dojo for the repair forum, also known as the Samurai School of Appliantology.

Until recently, the forum was hosted at MSN Groups. I was becoming increasingly disgusted with MSN’s crude forum features: no search for the forum, couldn’t edit your own posts, and couldn’t tell who was the last to reply in a thread. Consequently, many followup questions in a thread would go unanswered as they got pushed down the list by the avalanche of new questions.

I finally got so fed up with the crude forum features and glitches at MSN Groups that I sat down on my duff and did something about it. I installed the WoWBB software on my server and have been busy setting up the new school. The new forum has been online for just over a week and it already has critical mass.

Among some of the many nice features available at the new forum are:

  • As a registered user, you can edit your own posts.
  • You can send private messages to other members of the board.
  • You can keep track of the topics you are interested in, and receive e-mail notifications when someone posts to one of those topics.
  • You can receive daily e-mail digests of posts in forums you are interested in.
  • You can have avatars (small pictures to represent yourself on the board).

To take advantage of all the features of the new forum, you’ll need to register. But this process is much less intrusive and byzantine that the Microslop .NET crap. It’s a much more pleasant place in which to hold class for do-it-yourself appliance repair. Come on, check it out.

www.applianceguru.com

What’s All the Fuss About Power Quality?

If you’re repeatedly replacing electronic control boards in your appliances, you might be a victim of dirty power. Samurai’s 17th Law of Appliance Repair states that, “Raw power is dirty power.” Power comes to us on the power lines with surges, spikes, and swells and then we crap it up further with harmonic distortion from computers and other home office equipment like copiers. The whole issue of power quality will increasingly come to the forefront of everyone’s attention as we deal with an aging power infrastructure and the additional stress placed on it by the proliferation of home office equipment. You can read an excellent primer on power quality, it’s causes, identification, and mitigation, here: A Power Quality Primer.

Oven Thermostat Repair Lab Report

I got a great email from an engineer, Iceman, who successfully repaired the thermostat on his Jenn-air range. I was so impressed that he took the time to write up his lab report and send it to me that he has earned a permanent place in the Samurai Hall of Fame. This is great stuff! Here, now, for your grokking pleasure, are the Iceman’s pearls of wisdom on repairing oven thermostats:

Iceman wrote:

Konichiwa honorable Samurai Appliance Repairman.

Jennair Wall Oven: W136W-C
Thermostat: 04100575
AKA Maytag Thermostat 703080
AKA http://www.repairclinic.com/referral.asp?R=154&N=348235

Problem: BAKE and BROIL elements stop working

As I was seeking enlightenment in the “Diagnostic & Repair Guide: Ovens & Ranges” for the answer to that immortal question “The bake and/or broil element never gets hot” I was puzzled when I did not see the following possible solution: “The thermostat has failed”.

In reckless disregard of the master’s wisdom, this grasshopper jumped the bake contacts on the thermostat and the bake element changed to the color of the rising sun. Upon removing the thermostat for deeper inspection, all auxiliary contacts were confirmed to operate correctly. However the two primary sets of contacts (the ones operated by the capillary tube of form �Double Pole Single Throw�) (Perhaps BAKE and BROIL contacts?) remained in the off (open) position regardless of the thermostat dial position. By loosening the back of the thermostat thus increasing the clearance slightly between the capillary tube�s push rod and the spring loaded clicker switch, I was able to simulate normal operation (Clicker switch now opened or closed depending on thermostat dial position). I have two questions fearless one, which I humbly submit for your consideration and for the enlightenment of grasshoppers patient enough to read:

1) When a capillary tube based control fails why does it fail open?

I would expect if the fluid leaked out it would fail closed, since a decrease in fluid pressure would simulate a lower temperature resulting in a call for heat (=> closed primary contacts). However the failure mode was definitely that the push rod was longer than it was supposed to be, not shorter, which in this control at least, turns the main contacts off. Perhaps the failure mode is that when the fluid becomes contaminated with oxygen it expands irreversibly. I doubt it. The way it is, it fails safe, so that is obviously the design intent, I just don�t understand the failure mechanism. Perhaps the fluid is still intact and the failure mode is that it turned to jelly. Certainly my vice-grips could not persuade the push rod to reduce its length. Perhaps the push rod just seized. Perhaps it is a mystery not attainable by the untrained mind of a grasshopper�

2) Why is it not possible to obtain replacement capillary tubes and push rods as a single subassembly, or is it?

Surely this would be far less expensive than replacing the entire switch. I was able to remove my capillary tube/pushrod subassembly without damage, so presumably the reverse procedure could be performed just as well. The control was made by Robertshaw, but they do not appear to offer replacement capillary tubes. For that matter, my control is no longer offered for sale by them.

Warning, this procedure involves a high voltage safety hazard, work with one hand behind your back if oven breakers have been turned on (or even if they always were on). Better still, just assume they are turned on:

In any case, may I humbly suggest updating the “Diagnostic & Repair Guide: Ovens & Ranges” answers to “The bake and/or broil element never gets hot” to include �Check to see if your thermostat is hosed up by locating the primary BAKE Contacts, or primary BROIL contacts on the thermostat control and jumping them when the thermostat is in the on position (one pair at a time). If the respective element lights, you have a defective thermostat control. If both light (respectively) when they both did not previously, the defect is likely in the liquid bulb attached to the capillary tube or in the capillary tube itself (not repairable), otherwise the defect is in the primary contact surfaces, which a patient grasshopper can repair by cleaning with wet and dry paper and isopropyl alcohol. Be careful not to lose the tiny ball bearing behind the capillary push rod when you take the control apart (like another grasshopper who is now out $160 did) or your thermostat will never work again.

Arigato gozaimas for your pearls, honorable Samurai Appliance Repairman.

iceman

Domo arigato to you, Iceman!

Appliantology Newsletter for March 2005

Appliance Wisdom

Washing Machine Shootout: The Staber vs. Whirlpool Duet

Do Maytag Neptune Washers Still Suck?

Appliance Repair Revelation, Disassembling the Maytag Neptune Dryer

Appliance Repair Revelation, A Peek Inside the Whirlpool (and Kenmore) Duet Dryer

Fixite Do: The Ancient Martial Art of Appliance Repair

Field Notes: Frigidaire Dryer Front Drum Glide Replacement

Coughin’ Up More Cash for New Appliances

The Appliance Repair Hotline Assumes Room Temperature

Three Easy Steps to Total Washing Machine Flood Prevention

Appliance Repair Mania

Washing Machine Drain Pipe Backin’ Up Blues

Black Smudges Left on Clothes After Doing Laundry

Burner Flame on Gas Stove Won’t Shut Off Completely

Whirlpool Duet Washer Giving Some Not-So-Good Vibrations

Rich Repairs on a Maytag Neptune Super Stack Washer

Replacing the Motor in a Maytag Dryer

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Dumping the Empire

The Empire Strikes Back

Herd of Sheeple

Life is Good

No Child Left Unmedicated

Hillstomping Update: Mt. Kearsarge

Hillstomping Update: Mts. Welch and Dickey

A New Pinch off the Old Loaf

Hillstomping Update: Smarts Mountain

Let’s Call a Spade a Spade

Big Brother Moves to Squelch Political Speech on the Internet

Hillstomping Update: Mt. Liberty

Hunker Down for the Hard Day

Appliantology Newsletter for February 2005

Replacing the Motor in a Maytag Dryer

Bucky wrote:

How do I change the motor in a Maytag Dryer Model# MDE9306AYA, oh great Samurai? And also, oh great one, which side of the belt goes against the dryer drum, ribbed or flat side? Domo orogato!! You are ichi bon. I love you no shit. Fried or steamed?

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Motor for Maytag DryerFirst step to replacing the motor is to tear down the dryer. You’ll also need to remove the blower wheel. With all the guts torn out of the dryer, you have unencumbered access to the motor. You will replace the old motor with the new motor that you bought here, which helps to support all this free help you get here at the colossus of appliance repair websites.

I also have a handy page of belt configurations for all dryers, including yours. On older Maytag dryers, the flat side of the belt goes against the drum.

Even in the worst of conditions, this repair rates a mere three mugs on the SUD-o-meter. Piece of pie, comrade!

Steamed, please. And shaken, not stirred.

Rich Repairs on a Maytag Neptune Super Stack Washer

minnownj wrote:

Your website is absolutely fabulous! THANKYOU!
I am one of those unlucky idiots who purchased the Maytag Neptune Super Stack model MLE2000AYW. My machine died yesterday and I had the “lonely” Maytag repairman over to take a look. The $%#%^*&^ computer board is fried. The repair quote is $900. Since the machine broke down after the 8/9/2004 deadline on the class action suit, I am at Maytag’s mercy to either attempt to repair it or give me a Washing Machine Purchase Certificate. But I don’t want to purchase another #%$$# Maytag.

I need a stacking unit due to space constrictions. I’m considering purchasing a Frigidaire Gallery Series GLEH1642DS. But before I do, I wanted your venerable opinion, since it is VERY OBVIOUS that you know what you’re doing.

Well, Mr. Samurai, what do you think?

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I think $900 for this repair is very rich indeed! Yanno, if only I charged that much for repairs, then I wouldn’t be running this silly DIY appliance repair website. Hey…

Anyway, I think you should investigate doing this repair yourself. First, confirm the diagnosis– the guy could be blowing huge, billowing clouds of thick, greazy smoke up your keester. Then, buy the part ratcheer and you’ll save yer bad self a whole buttload of moola. Booyah!

UPDATE:

So, the guy emails me back:

minnownj wrote:

Hey, thanks for the reply. Already tried to buy the motor control board, no one has it, no one will sell it to me.

What do you think about Frigidaire appliances?

Now, here’s a case where I had taken the time to reply to this guy and he apparently didn’t bother reading my email closely enough to check out the link I sent him. In fact, the machine control board is in-stock and ready to ship at that link. In case there are any other alphabetically-challenged users pretending to read this post, I’ll attempt to make it more obvious: CLICK HERE NOW TO BUY THE MACHINE CONTROL BOARD FOR YOUR CRAPPY MAYTAG WASHER.

Any questions?

Whirlpool Duet Washer Giving Some Not-So-Good Vibrations

rgterzian wrote

Have a Whirlpool Duet HT Washer Model GHW9200LW0. Dryer stacked using
Whirlpool kit Banging or knocking at low speed spin only, noise stops as spin speed
increases. Minimal vibration in all cycles, unit near perfectly level. Performs
well- clothes clean, undamaged, relatively dry after spin. Can you help me,
wise one?

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This was a recent topic of discussion in the Samurai Appliance Repair Forums. The problem really boils down to inadequate floor support and harmonic mechanical vibrations set up between the washer during the spin cycle and the floor. Read all about it ratcheer.

Burner Flame on Gas Stove Won’t Shut Off Completely

Doug wrote:

Please help! On my gas stove, one burner will NOT turn off. When the knob is
in the off position, a small blue flame is just barely visible at the burner.
It does not go out. Ever. Please enlighten me!

Doug

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This is a bad burner valve, slam dunk. To see what and where this bad boy lives, click here and and then select the detailed diagram for either Gas Free Standing or Gas Cooktop— either will show you the same thing. Once you know where that valve is, you can order it right here using your model number.

Black Smudges Left on Clothes After Doing Laundry

I had a call from a customer complaining of black smudges on her clothes, she thinks from her washer. She also reported that her dryer needed service because it made an awful noise.

Now, whenever I get a call about black smudges on clothes, I know it’s usually one of two things:

1) A chemical reaction between some detergents and fabric softeners can create black spots on clothes in the washing machine. You can tell if this is the case by seeing if the black spots will come off using soap and water. (Uncommon: if the spots will only come off using petroleum distillates, then this is oil from the washing machine’s transmission.)

2) Rubber and/or metal filings from a wallowed out drum roller in the dryer getting on the clothes. In this case, you’ll see amorphous smudges instead of well-defined, circular spots.

Turns out that, on this service call, the source of the staining was definitely the dryer. When I started up the dryer, it emitted a loud rumbling. I shut it off immediately and disassembled the dryer. After removing the drum, I saw the source of the black smudges right away. You can see it below (click it for a larger view):


Wallowed-Out Drum Roller on a Whirlpool-Built Dryer

As you can see, the drum roller is nuked. Amazingly, the roller shaft was still serviceable. If you looked at the larger view, you may have noticed all the metal shavings on top of the motor and piled in the back corner. With the drum roller so wallowed out, the rear drum seal was sloppy and would let metal filings into the drum while the dryer was running. These metal filings get on the clothes and leave black smudges. I replaced both drum rollers, the belt, and the idler pulley. Since this was a Whirlpool-built dryer, these parts all come in a convenient rebuild kit.

Hunker Down for the Hard Day

I teach my kids to prepare for the Hard Day. No one knows exactly what form the Hard Day will take, but it seems certain that we, as a nation, maybe even as a species, will face a difficult period of privation and hardship within the next five years. We call this the Hard Day. Two conditions in particular are coming together to form the perfect Hard Day storm: the seemingly endless plunge of the dollar precipitated by profligate spending of an undisciplined Congress and a White House consumed with sanctimonious megalomania waging an endless war of imperial hubris in the Middle East; and the imminent oil shortage.

James Howard Kunstler wrote an excellent summary of the oil crisis we face. I’ve included an excerpt below, but you should read the full article.

Now we are faced with the global oil-production peak. The best estimates of when this will actually happen have been somewhere between now and 2010. In 2004, however, after demand from burgeoning China and India shot up, and revelations that Shell Oil wildly misstated its reserves, and Saudi Arabia proved incapable of goosing up its production despite promises to do so, the most knowledgeable experts revised their predictions and now concur that 2005 is apt to be the year of all-time global peak production.

We know that our national leaders are hardly uninformed about this predicament. President George W. Bush has been briefed on the dangers of the oil-peak situation as long ago as before the 2000 election and repeatedly since then. In March, the Department of Energy released a report that officially acknowledges for the first time that peak oil is for real and states plainly that “the world has never faced a problem like this. Without massive mitigation more than a decade before the fact, the problem will be pervasive and will not be temporary.”

[Read the full article…]

Hillstomping Update: Mt. Liberty

As they used to say in Rome, “Et tu Beautay!” The beauty of the scenery so moved me that I pooped stuff I hadn’t even eaten yet. Yeah, check it out… the scenery, that is (click the pics for the full-size view):


The Northerly View Along the Franconia Ridge from Mt. Liberty

Mt. Garfield from Mt. Liberty

Looking through the Pemigewassett Wilderness at the Bonds (foreground) and Snow-Capped Mt. Washington

Cannon Mtn. from Mt. Liberty

Looking at Mt. Flume (and some Bubba butt) from Mt. Liberty

An August Group on the Summit of Mt. Liberty

I met a distinguished group of hikers at the summit. One of them was John Lacroix, the dude who made a cool DVD about hiking the 48, 4000-footers in the White Mountains. It has some great photography and information about peak-bagging in the White Mountains. The DVDs cost less than $18 and all the proceeds go to benefit the American Diabetes Association. You should buy a copy– I did. My little hiker kids and I enjoyed watching it.

I made another 30-second mini-movie of the views from the summit (7 mb, need QuickTime).

Big Brother Moves to Squelch Political Speech on the Internet

Big Brother can’t handle it when people are able to connect with each other freely and effectively outside the constraints of Big Media. So they’ll fix it the way they do every other threat: make it illegal. That’s right, Big Brother in DC has made it illegal for private websites to convey information about political candidates ostensibly to make elections less subject to the influence of Big Bidness and Big Special Interest. Ok, maybe I took the short bus to school, but it seems to me that if millions of little peon websites, such as this one, are not able to express political opinion, doesn’t that INCREASE the influence of Big Bidness and Big Special Interest?

If you use email, or keep a Web journal known as a blog, beware. The
government will soon be out to get you. The Bipartisan Campaign Reform
Act of 2002, better known as McCain-Feingold, has never been just
about keeping money out of politics. Political speech is its main
target. This is clearer than ever, now that the Federal Elections
Commission prepares to regulate the Internet. [read more]