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Samurai on the Job: Every Appliance Repair Man’s Nightmare

Wednesday, June 25th, 2003

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Samurai on the Job: Canoeing at Little Lake Sunapee

Tuesday, June 24th, 2003

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Battleship Cove

Sunday, June 1st, 2003

Hello, my friends. I just returned from an overnight camping trip with my two boyz aboard the USS Massachusetts ("Big Mamie") at Battleship Cove in Fall River, MA. This was a field trip with Cub Scout Pack 71 in New London, NH.
For young boys (and old boys like me!) this trip was endlessly [...]

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Leeches: Q & A

Wednesday, May 21st, 2003

Q. What could be more fun than a handful of leeches?

A. MORE LEECHES!

Q. What equipment do you need to hunt for leeches?
A. Just your bare hands and a specially-trained leech hunting hound.

Q. Where do you hunt for leeches?
A. The best place we’ve found is Mill Pond at Pillsbury State [...]

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Special Offer from the 21st Century Zenzoid Man

Tuesday, May 20th, 2003

While supplies last, the 21st Century Zenzoid Man is giving away this Small Book of Prayers with Icons free!
This book is a product of Tregubov Studios, makers of fine iconographic products: greeting cards, festal cards, prayer books, embroidery instructions, and free email cards. Here’s their description of it:
This is a very useful, [...]

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Christ is Risen!

Monday, April 28th, 2003

Indeed He is Risen! 21st Century Zenzoid Man shares some sound clips from the Paschal Liturgy Saturday night/Sunday morning at Holy Resurrection Orthodox Church in Claremont, NH. Check it out!

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Who is the Samurai and What’s His Damage, Dude?

Saturday, April 5th, 2003

As a little boy, Samurai Appliance Repair Man showed a strong talent for hardly anything. Even in school, he was at the top of his class in mediocrity. Later, when he was kidnapped by a marauding band of sheep, he developed other important life skills, especially making animal noises and licking himself. [...]

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Mailbag: Happy Birthday Wishes to the Samurai

Wednesday, March 26th, 2003

So my birthday came and went. How many people do you think emailed me happy birthday wishes? I’ll tell you: exactly one. Was it my mother? No. My sister? Nope. Saddam Hussein was the only person in the world to email a happy birthday wish to [...]

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Samurai on the Road, Act II

Sunday, March 16th, 2003

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Samurai on the Road, Act I

Sunday, March 16th, 2003

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Appliance Service Calls

Wednesday, February 12th, 2003

I’ve always had a bushy head of hair and I usually don’t bother trimming my beard. So, this is how I used to look when I’d go out for a service call:

But I starting thinking maybe I was scaring my customers. I dunno, little things, like I go up to the house and knock [...]

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Beer Drinking Update

Saturday, February 8th, 2003

I dunno, she looked pretty fine when I was slamming down the suds last night at the brew pub.

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Live Help Update

Friday, February 7th, 2003

I was talking to a grasshopper on live chat the other night and he told me to tell my boss that I was doing a great job. So I shuffled upstairs to my wife and said, "Great job, Hon."
I’ve talked to several other people on chat who think Fixitnow.com is a high-budget operation [...]

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Special Offer: Mega-Money Wealth Building System

Tuesday, February 4th, 2003

For a limited time only, we’re offering the amazing Mega-Money Wealth Building System, at the drastically reduced price of only $20. That’s right, I said $20, and that includes free shipping! But you must act now!

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Stop the Madness!

Thursday, January 9th, 2003

I hate junk faxes. People that send ‘em are nothing more than sleazy little thieves. They’re even a notch below email spammers because they steal my paper and toner to get their stupid message to me. And what kind of half-wit responds to scam offers in unsolicited faxes? There must be [...]

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